A girl in her 20s is starting a business on Maui, so she decides she needs a home-office. A trip to OfficeMax (at least we have one!) just bums her out… “Little glass – top nothing desks”. She’s been on Maui three years (most people don’t last two) and this is her Witching Hour; realizing that if she is really going to stay here, she is going to have to make peace with knowing she’s never going to find what she really wants. And don’t even think “at an affordable price.”
I watch people go through this over and over. When they first move here they think, “It’s warm here. I have the beach. What else could I possibly need?”
Turns out, quite a lot.
I think people who move to Maui go through five stages, like the five stages of grief. But this is more like, “Oh, good GRIEF!!”
So here was the 20-something’s journey, as she told it to me:
Stage One, Denial: “Of course that item has to be here. I just haven’t stumbled upon it yet.”
Stage Two: Anger: “What do you MEAN, I can’t get IKEA here?” (Or Best Buy…or Bed, Bath and Beyond…fill in the blank with your favorite whatever.)
Stage Three, Bargaining: “If I get my dad to pay the hellacious shipping costs, I can have that IKEA desk ensemble I’m lusting after.” (Ah, yes… the magic “Dad” card. Trust me, when you get a teensy bit older, Dad stops doing that.)
Stage Four, Depression: “This is just one item… And the whole thing will start over again next time I really need something!”
Stage Five, Acceptance: “Um, hasn’t happened yet…”
So, does anyone ever really accept it? It’s really more a constant lowering of expectations… Until you find yourself desiring….nothing.
Whoa! You’ve embraced Zen Buddhism just because you live on Maui, without even intending to.
Words of wisdom for the day: if you’re moving here (Hi, Shauna) bring everything you love or use constantly. Chances of finding it on Maui are next to nil. Plus you’re paying to ship something you’ve ALREADY paid for, instead of getting here and having to buy it all over again, plus pay the high, high shipping costs.
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